Made Up Stuff

Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson who seperated last year are are back together. In a joint statement, they said that the time apart had really made them realise just how good the sex was.

The Department of Child and Family Services have taken Britney Spears’s child baby Sean into foster care after photos emerged of Britney driving with Sean sat on her lap without a seatbelt.

Britney Spears has diled for divorce from husband Kevin Federline in order to secure a tax break for him when he releases his debut album, expected out later this year.

Jessica Simpson will apparently strip naked in a Pizza Hut commerical to be broadcast during the superbowl. Though we’re unlikely to see as much as we would like the fact that Muppet character Miss Pippy is also going to be in the advert poses some interesting questions.

With two albums now under her belt, her 2004 debut Speak and last year’s A Little More Personal, Lindsay Lohan is planning to release a greatest hits album this summer. She will also be running a support tour once she has finished filming her new movies.

Angelina Jolie has denied that she admitted she was pregnant, well, sort of. Recently People magazine reported that Angelina made the annoucement “yes, I’m pregnant.” However Angelina disputes the claim that she is carrying Brad Pitt’s baby.

“To be honest,” Jolie told reporters, “I only told someone that so that I could use a parental parking spot at my local Wal-Mart.”

According to the latest reports from the US tabloids, Lindsay Lohan is now 6 months pregnant. The recent pregnancy test kit brought to her bedside during her hospital stay was believe to be a botched cover up by Camp Lohan to hide the fact she is due in April.

Britney Spear’s husband Kevin Federline has announced he is going to release his debut album free on the internet. The decision was made by him according to his journal post after he failed to attract interest from any of the major labels.

Paramount Studios have announced they are planning a re-make of Psycho. Steven Spielberg is attached to direct and in a recent interview revealed he was considering introducing ET into the movie to broaden the audience appeal.

Rumour has it that Angelina Jolie is not only pregnant but she is carrying twins.