Made Up Stuff

Rumours are circulating around that Lindsay Lohan is currently dating multi-millionaire News Corporation head Rupert Murdoch.

Chewbacca will star along side Hugh Grant in a new romantic comedy set for release next summer entitled, The End of Spring. The plot will tell of the troubled romantic adventures of Jack (Grant) as he tries to get over the death of his sister.

Angelina Jolie is set to prove she really is the adventure woman that she portrays in the Tomb Raider movies announcing this week that she has begun training in preparation to go into space.

As part of the new space tourism industry, Angelina will join a shuttle mission at the end of 2008.

Mary-Kate and Ashley have filed a motion with a Los Angeles judge to allow them legally marry as a gay couple. They claim that as they are a gay couple rather than a male female couple the laws surrounding inter-family marriage do not apply and therefore they should be legally free to do so. If upheld by the court they could save hundreds of millions of dollers per year in tax avoidance.

ICANN, the organisation that handles domain names on the internet has approved the .celeb extention to allow celebrities to run official sites and possibly people to run fansites also. Details as to who the domains will be available to have not yet been finalised the extention is expected to go live at the end of 2007.

Walt Disney Pictures have announced that they have comissioned the writing of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 based on the box office success that the second movie, released only recently has already clocked up.

The third movie, while still untitled is rumoured to involve the Black Perl time travelling in some form.

Anticipating still being in business in the year 6666, Lionsgate Films have bought the rights to re-re-make The Omen in four and a half thousand years.

Why has Namibia not only been allowing Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to terrorise locals with their security forces but even support their actions? According to a US tabloid the reason is that Angelina has agreed to name her baby after the country. Baby Namibia is expected within the next week.

Angelina Jolie has agreed to loan her baby to People Magazine for a 24 hour period once it has been born for £2.6 million which will be given to the chairty Unicef. People Magazine will claim the baby just after it has been born and return it after doing extensive photoshoots.

Ashlee Simpson has reportedly had her boobs lifted a little while she was under the knife recently to re-do her nose.